103 years ago


a day ago

#TBT 2013 with my stunt double from Machete Kills!

an hour ago

Have you ever seen a baby belly dancing?! πŸ˜±πŸ‘ Don't forget to follow us πŸ‘‰ @goatwow

56 minutes ago

Looks more like scrappy to me tbh

58 minutes ago

Ep 6 - When the mouse accidentally breaks into Publix instead of Whole Foods #ethanthevegan

39 minutes ago

Travelled to Minneapolis for work lemme scientifically explain for y'all why Minneapolis lit AF. (1) It's basically Canada (which is my second home πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦). Everybody nice AF. Friendly AF. Courteous AF for no cot damn reason except they happy to live in a low key beautiful lil city with 1700 thousands lakes nearby to satisfy all your water recreational needs. (2) Like Canada, it's hella Somalians, Ethiopians and Sudani people here all of whom are exkremely kind hearted gentle wonderful attractive people some of whom have large avatar lookin foreheads lol. Went to Target downtown seent seven cashiers in a row all Somali sisters with hijab damn near had a tear in my eye. Screamed ASSALAMA LAIKUM! loud AF and didn't even scare nobody like in some parts of the country that may have resulted in bullets flying but in Minneapolis everybody just giggling and cheerful. (3) Most white people here got Scandinavian blood so the women tall thin shapely blond and beautiful like they all could have 4.3m on Instagram but they just tryina get off work at Nordstroms Rack and sit on the couch with they dog lol they ain't bout that fit tea life. My advice? Move to Minneapolis. All these Africans gon have babies with all these Scandinavians and they gon fuck around and generate a race of absolutely spectacular AF babies with totally random wonderful features (some of whom have large avatar foreheads πŸ€—) - u don't wanna be late to the party - get in before it become exclusive - always buy the stock when it's low - right now Minneapolis is where Amazon was six years ago y'all better get in on this before everybody find out bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚