37 minutes ago
"Yes my skill set includes barking at the wind, catching my tail, eating my food in less than 15 seconds and howling so loudly when my family goes to work that one time the neighbours called rspca regarding my neglect. My tail-wagging has been estimated at a speed of 90km/h and I can confirm that I am indeed the good dog. Who's a good dog?..... it's me 😌. I also enjoy going for a wal.... #triggered "