#dryhumor

13.300K Posts

2 hours ago

Update Part 1!

10 hours ago

Bringing back a classic for this beautiful Saturday morning. Swing by the Bakery today from 8am to 3pm to pick up a loave or two of our amazing freshly baked (slightly humorous) Gluten Free Bread. On the menu today: Seeded Sourdough Rounds Honey Oat Bread Home Style Sandwich Bread Home Style Dinner Rolls Bear Claws Morning Glory Muffins Meyer Lemon Poppy Seed Scones Meyer Lemon Blueberry Bread Triple Berry Coffee Cake Meyer Lemon Bars Vegan Tart Cherry Almond Bars Triple Chocolate Brownies Paleo Samoa Bars Mini Vegan Chocolate Mousse Cakes Did we miss anything? Let us know when you stop by :) See you soon! #glutenfree #dairyfree options #vegan options #Paleo options #newdawnbakery #leahdawn #inspiration #coffee #sanfranciscobayorganiccoffee #espresso #lavazza #rancilio #yum #dryhumor #tragiclovestory #breadhumor #puns #buttofthejoke

2 days ago

Post workout thoughts.... "Peace IG denizens" "Should I get my hair twisted or just freeform it" "Which side is my best side the left or the right" "Is my beard on straight" "I hope that never get that Blac Chyna head" "I would be below 10 percent body fat if I didn't like food so much" "By the way what are you making" "Another successful workout" "I should go live... Nah Im good" #baltimore #maryland #dunnyblack #nerdfitness #melanin #darkskin #originalman #beard #blackfitness #blackpeopledoworkout #blacknerdfitness #dryhumor #postworkout #friday

2 days ago

Roof Construction Humor: Why did the roof go see the doctor? Bc it had a bad case of shingles 😩 Allow us to put together the perfect prescription for your home. 🧤🔨🔭The sky is your limit once you get a good roof over your head. 🌤 🏠Visit or share with a friend today; we would love to connect with you. www.fcimagine.com #roofing #fcproject #dryhumor #newroof #dimensionalroofing

3 days ago

Surely there's an app for this 🤷‍♀️😆prettymean.ie for #birthdaycards

6 days ago

We went to Zion during a wet spring, the signs of which were just budding green on the trees. Seeing the bright chartreuse weave through the valley after the storm, it was so evident to see how water was the difference maker in this oasis in the desert. #fullstreamahead #dryhumor . . . #zionnationalpark #findyourpark #getoutside #optoutside #nobadweatherjustbadclothes #getoutsideutah #clouds #cloud porn #igtravelthursday #landscapephotography #landscape #mountains #mountainscape #cloudphotography #nature #naturelovers #hikingmakesmehappy #mountainphotography #rainphotography #sandstone #followboston #followingboston #igersutah #igers_nature #vacationtimevoyager #natureofinstagram #landscapesofinstagram #skyporn

a week ago

Transformation Tuesday! 5 weeks into my new program! I can definitely see the difference between the two pics! Defined abs, smaller legs, incredible strength and energy! 5 weeks! If I can do it! So can you! ❤️ #motivation #fitfam #tallgirls #naturallycurly #blondehair #nebraskagirl #transplantnurse #millard #gretna #smalltowngirl #dryhumor #fullfiguredlady #catmom #redwinelover #healthyislife #momofgirls #egglover  #lornajane #peanutbutteraddict #criticalcarenurse #mochababies #crushinggoals #familyoffour #makeithappen #bubbly #shareunapologetically #fitisfun #mytriberocks #bubblypersonality

a week ago

Have you ever felt so defeated by something that it brings you to your knees? 😩 🥇Something you were so close to having is suddenly yanked from you and out of your control? It literally can bring you to tears and drop you to your knees! 😢 💔 Broken promises from those you trust are hard to accept. It makes you question everything about you AND them!... BUT you must move on. Make lemonade 🍋 out of lemons and look at the glass half full! 🍷 🥇I may miss a huge goal this week and for that I'm bummed. ❤️Im going to focus on the positive things in life though... ! 💥Like how today I had the CEO of my company watch 👀 and comment on my IG stories! Eek! 💪How I have the ability to be strong and workout to the most of my ability now when I'm healthy.. Because someday I may not be! ❤️And how my passion and purpose to help people get healthy burns deeper than my ability to let this "thing" bring me down! 👭How thankful I am for the people and community who are with me in this mission of health and happiness! 💫Keep pushing for that dream and trust that you have what it takes to make it happen! 💫 Because you do! 😍At the end of the day.. You have you and you must believe in you more than anyone or anyTHING else because the power to change your life lies within! YOU have the power to decide if you dream or if you take action on that dream! . . . #blondehair #nebraskagirl #transplantnurse #millard #gretna #smalltowngirl #dryhumor #fullfiguredlady #catmom #redwinelover #healthyislife #momofgirls #egglover  #lornajane #peanutbutteraddict #criticalcarenurse #mochababies #crushinggoals #familyoffour #smile #bigfeet #makeithappen #bubbly #shareunapologetically #fitisfun #mytriberocks #bubblypersonality #lovefitfriends

a week ago

Kayaking mit Axel 🛶🐘🌴 Part 4 Ch. 2 - Secluded Beach

a week ago

Feeling like it’s a good day for some iced coffee!! Hope everyone is having a great Monday so far!