#gayhipster

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a day ago

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? -Because the p is silent.

a day ago

Never felt like death in so long until I seen 7:20am on the clock 😭😭

a day ago

"Vous au moins, vous ne risquez pas d'être un légume, puisque même un artichaut a du cœur." - Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain . . . . #amelie #ameliepoulain #moviequotes #quotes #artichoke #artichokes #artichokehearts #artichaut #coeurdartichaut #cuordicarciofo #carciofo #carciofi #thinker #thinking #gaybear #gaybeard #gaybeards #bearded #beardsman #gaynerd #gaygeek #gayboy #gaystagram #gayhipster #gayalternative #gayguy #gayvegetables #vegetarian #🥑 #💚 . . (If I was a flower, I would definetly be an artichoke)

2 days ago

🍋 or 🎸? Well, I don‘t know yet, because I don’t have my record players here. The uncertainty makes me cry a lot, which is the explanation for those maxi-bags and rings under my eyes from now on.