#jokesonme

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3 hours ago

Funny but not funny! 😉Who leaves an entire bag of groceries in the car, OVERNIGHT? This lady! But thank God the weather was cold here💨...the only reason I remembered, my shihtzu loves carrots...🐶LOL... #oopsie #jokesonme #dontwastefood #happysunday

a day ago

👉🏻Type "YES" If you feel the same . 👉🏻TAG SOMEONE that needs to see this . 👉🏻FOLLOW @humourhours 🤣 . #humourhours

a day ago

when “drinks are on me” but then you see the check...🤯

3 days ago

They said it went fast. I didn’t believe them. #jokesonme

3 days ago

😂😂😂🙈🤣🤣

3 days ago

I’m just going to keep it 💯... I ain’t coming! Read my shirt. 😂🤣🤣 All jokes aside... man I thought since it was 20 degrees it was warming back out here. #JokesOnMe

4 days ago

Lellzzz that I thought I had a valentine coz we went out valentines date 2getha then I get told yeah nahhh it defs didn't mean anything lelelelzzzz #jokesonme

4 days ago

. ⬇ Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feel-good chemicals. Laughter is the Best Medicine!😂😂😂 . ➡➡Note: The "House of Judah" and the "Lost Sheep of the House of Israel" [also called Joseph / Ephraim / Ten Tribes / Goyim / Gentiles / Notzrim / Christians (see➡ @top10disappearances for Messianic / Christian side)] have started to shake hands after 2,700 years of separation FULFILLING PROPHECY, now that JERUSALEM is also being acknowledge❗ . ➡➡➡Beloved PRESIDENT TRUMP, his family and his administration play a 'major role' in this prophetic event - he is the modern-day King Cyrus the Great who ended the captivity👏👏👏 and we solute you! . ➡➡➡➡'Notzrim' is the modern Hebrew word for CHRISTIANS. In Jer 31:6 EPHRAIM, who is the TEN TRIBE 'HOUSE OF lSRAEL', would be called Notzrim in Hebrew in the future according to prophecy. The root of Notzrim means 'Watchmen' as stated in this verse. The word translated as 'Watchmen', does not apply to the House of Judah, ONLY to Ephraim, who is the 'House of Israel'. Jeremiah was in fact prophesying that the TEN TRIBES in the latter times WOULD BE CHRISTIANS, and as such would be Judah's ALLY, exactly as President Trump is doing, and not Judah's adversary! . 🔹The first formal open dialogue between the Two Houses, where the Prodigal Son and the Son in the House are now talking again❗ 🔹YOU are now "Commonwealth of Israel" family and undeniably prophecy in the making❗ 🔹Follow us on Facebook for the latest restoration news❗ . ☝We plea with you to be sensitive, patient, tolerant, long-suffering, and to bear fruit for this remarkable eventuality. We wish you Shalom as we await Moshiach 🔱 . #laughteristhebestmedicine #laught #jokesandjokesandjokes #jokerandthethief #jokerfan #joketime #jokerart #laughoutloud #jokesonme #jokerface #shortjoke #shortjokes #humorous #humorflow #humör #humor😂 #humordaily #lag #humoriste #humorheals #humortoday #humorgospel #humorcrew #humorquotes #humorecards #humorme #humorspecial #jewishhumor #top10disappearances #commonwealthofisrae

5 days ago

I took this photo to make some sort of joke about being on a trip to visit the #swampland.... Then the German tourist next to me got excited super excited about my photo and insisted I take photos for him.... #jokesonme?