2 days ago
People in Colombia complaining about the “dry season” and it being “too hot” but honestly, I cant see it!
Now if you’ll excuse me, the marshmallows in my hot chocolate are reaching the scientific point known as “ Annoying lifestyle time shift ” in which the heat of the chocolate and the marshmellows have met in the middle creating a soft yet firm texture before its too long and the whole experience becomes unpleasant.
Such term comes from the scenario in which a person not engaged in a subject meets someone who claims to be an expert, most recently #cryptocurrency , as the marshmallows in my chocolate, hearing about how amazing they are and about the “revolution” will reach its best point after 3-5 mins, after that, much like the marshmallows, the whole conversation will become a mush which will take over your evening and frustrate you to the point in which you just hate the topic and the person (… Larry! ) Without even having to try it or actually know what its like. Who the hell drinks hot chocolate with a marshmallow paste unless they are a psychopath?! Other scenarios include #vegan #crossfit , any multilevel company and other peoples babies when you are single ( again, Larry! I don’t care that your daughter likes apple pudding more than she likes the chocolate one, thats weird that you even have a picture and graphs about her preferences!) #lifescience #science #themoreyouknow