an hour ago
My mum asked me who my best friend is... 'I said..'Chloe Mummy.' To which she replied, 'Are you sure? What about Mummy?'
'OK MUMMY my best friends are Chloe and Nannan.'
'What about Mummy babe? The one who plays tirelessly with you and let's you get your own way?'
'OK mummy... it's Chloe, Nannan, Daddy, David, Grandad, Sophia, Peppa, Julie, Anna, Parker, Preston, Lois, Brian Deane, Snowingman, LaLa and Sully. ' 'What about Mummy? Poor Mummy.' 'DID I SAY MUMMY? DID I? DID I THOUGH? NO MUMMY. NO I DIDN'T. NO MUMMY. YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT.' She's like a bad rash man.
I think she's started to do that old crazy thing. Loss of hearing and repeating herself. I often catch her talking to herself. Surely my Dad receives some form of funding for her. I think it's time I look at a home. I think it's best for everyone. Project RE-HOME YA MAM.