#weirdo

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30 minutes ago

Because I’m weird and random and I don’t know what I’m doing 🤷🏻‍♂️ “... I don't wanna begin cause I know how this ends somewhere in my head somewhere in your bed no coffee in the morning no head on my chest two people undressed some nights I can't get close to you been mirroring this ocean view when I wake up in solitude it's easier to hide the truth I just wanna taste your sweetness if I'm here for just the night I just wanna taste your sweetness if I'm here for just the night sweetness...” #uptonogood #mayorofsaigon #tastemaker #everydayadventure #digitalprophet #sweetness #weirdo #precious #crazy

32 minutes ago

I surprised you with a dance of comedy upon our wedding evening and it was a pleasure to tuck my sock into your bosom while you were beaming. Let us amp the crowd until they’re screaming, laughing so hard that they’re almost peeing.

42 minutes ago

Yep.. 😂😂😂 Goodmorning! 😩☕

an hour ago

We've had a few quiet days as my little miss has been a bit under the weather. Today my house is trashed, she's eaten ALL of the food and she's laying on a table. I Think it's safe to say she's feeling better. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #weirdo